Born Kltuz

Have you ever seen someone on tv that seems ridiculously klutzy and you think, no one is that uncoordinated! Welll.......I am one of those characters that make those tv shows a reality. If there is a banana peel in the middle of the street, somehow my feet always seem to find it. If there is a small teeny tiny branch in my path, somehow it will knock me to the ground. I have been born with the natural ability to be clumsy. I think it began with my Grandmother. She was washing my dog outside once and she managed to fall off the railed porch! She was okay..she just had a couple bruises. I was so lucky to inherit this trait! Today I went to the park with my boyfriend and I thought i'd show off by walking a log that was very thin that was lined all the way across the park. I managed to do it perfectly, I hoped down, skipped over to him and he gave me an exaggerated applause when I was walking up the bleachers, my foot caught and i went face first into the bleacher above me, spilling my coffee and hurting my chest. Needless to say, he could not even try to muffle his laughter and I will live on my legacy of uncoordinated disaster haha.